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In Drama today…..

My group and I were reading a scene from The Importance of Being Ernest. We were like:

We had to have British accents so I was all:

Then I was like “Kelsey! I said, Presumptuous! Like when Rose says it in Titanic!” So she was like:

Then She Remembered like:

So then we were reciting lines from the movie like:

And I kept messng up like:

“I’ve got lungs in my air…fuck, what was my line?” and she was like:

So she kept correcting me like:

“How could you fail me?” And I was all:

Nahh I’m playing I was more like:

Then I thought about the people around us like:

And I was all:

Then I think about how they dont know the lines so I’m all:

You probably wont be as happy as I am When I watch this movie.

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I watch so much Friends…..

That I literally relate episodes back to my life.

When I was walking home I was thinking about all of my career options. Naming them off:

1.) Chef

2.) Palentologist

3.) Masseuse

4.) Actor

5.) Fashion Consultant

6.) A job that no one really knows. Something in an office where a balanced wenis important. A Transponster perhaps.

I swear if I ever met an actor from this show I would be like:

Then I would run up to them and be like:

Then I would be like,”YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?!”

Then we would have a party like:

Nahh I’m Just playing. If I saw them I would be like:

And like:

And they would be like:

Or ignore me completely considering my inadequacy in comparison. In which case I would be like:

This has been a Friends post. Brought to you by a girl whose DVR is at 98 percent because of this show.

Filed under Friends If only This would be the greatest moment of my life I really wish they would do a reunion show or something Just to show where they ended up Pluss I want to see EMMA! And Chandler and Monicas kids

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Today….

Myself Courtney and Waltesha went to the YMCA to work out. I was acting like a beast working out like:

Then I look over and theres this really cute blonde guy working out and I’m all:

And hes working out, so then Im creeping on him like:

Im hoping that he wont notice so in my head I’m all:

And then he leaves so I’m like:

So then Im like legit working out like beast mode time like:

And I go to the ellpitical machine and start running. I look up and what do I see?

ANOTHER CUTE GUY! So I look at Courtney like:

Then I was like,”This could be us!”

Then I realized that I might be going over board but you know what?

I’M ALREADY NAMING OUR KIDS.

It motivated me to run until I almost died. It was totally worth it.

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