Posts tagged Friends
Posts tagged Friends
Then my head falls off.
My group and I were reading a scene from The Importance of Being Ernest. We were like:
We had to have British accents so I was all:
Then I was like “Kelsey! I said, Presumptuous! Like when Rose says it in Titanic!” So she was like:
Then She Remembered like:
So then we were reciting lines from the movie like:
And I kept messng up like:
“I’ve got lungs in my air…fuck, what was my line?” and she was like:
So she kept correcting me like:
“How could you fail me?” And I was all:
Nahh I’m playing I was more like:
Then I thought about the people around us like:
And I was all:
Then I think about how they dont know the lines so I’m all:
You probably wont be as happy as I am When I watch this movie.
That I literally relate episodes back to my life.
When I was walking home I was thinking about all of my career options. Naming them off:
5.) Fashion Consultant
6.) A job that no one really knows. Something in an office where a balanced wenis important. A Transponster perhaps.
I swear if I ever met an actor from this show I would be like:
Then I would run up to them and be like:
Then I would be like,”YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?!”
Then we would have a party like:
Nahh I’m Just playing. If I saw them I would be like:
And they would be like:
Or ignore me completely considering my inadequacy in comparison. In which case I would be like:
This has been a Friends post. Brought to you by a girl whose DVR is at 98 percent because of this show.
Myself Courtney and Waltesha went to the YMCA to work out. I was acting like a beast working out like:
Then I look over and theres this really cute blonde guy working out and I’m all:
And hes working out, so then Im creeping on him like:
Im hoping that he wont notice so in my head I’m all:
And then he leaves so I’m like:
So then Im like legit working out like beast mode time like:
And I go to the ellpitical machine and start running. I look up and what do I see?
ANOTHER CUTE GUY! So I look at Courtney like:
Then I was like,”This could be us!”
Then I realized that I might be going over board but you know what?
I’M ALREADY NAMING OUR KIDS.
It motivated me to run until I almost died. It was totally worth it.