Posts tagged Glee

Then my head falls off.

When it opened with Eric and Sookie kissing:

Everytime Eric opened his mouth I was just like:

When Bill Cock Blocked Eric and Sookie AGAIN:

Friggin Aunt Petunia being a whiny crying bitch again:

When I saw Pam’s zombie face again:

When Jesus was saying how bad his life was with his Grandpa:

When Bill told Nan Flanagan that he wanted to kill Eric I was all:

Seeing Jason being so upset about being a WerePanther:

But when Jessica was wanting to help him I was all:

And I love Hoyt but the thought of Jessica and Jason makes me all:

When Tara’s girlfriend was all,”I think I like Tara better…..” I was all:

But everytime I saw Alcide I was just like:

Then he moves his lips and I’m all:

When I saw Eric in the woods:

And then he and Sookie started Kissing:

Then after the sex scene I was just like:

Now that I have to wait a whole week to find out what happens:

You have a crush on someone?

Every moment your just like:

Everything they do you’re just like:

But when you go up to them you’re just like:

When you see them with another girl and you’re like:

And you wanna come at her like:

And then your friend is all:

“I’ll stop it.” Or when ever they say anything you act shocked and amazed at it like:

Or when they tell a joke you try to be all:

But it comes out more like:

When you creep on him in the hall/on facebook/with pictures you had taken:

When you say hi to them:

When you stay up at night thinking about them:

And you and your best friend watch Say Yes to the Dress and have your pretend wedding like:

And finally when he likes someone else and your just like:

Then you see the biznitch he likes and you’re all:

But then you have to move on and everytime you see them from then on you just have to be like:

Myself Courtney and Waltesha went to the YMCA to work out. I was acting like a beast working out like:

Then I look over and theres this really cute blonde guy working out and I’m all:

And hes working out, so then Im creeping on him like:

Im hoping that he wont notice so in my head I’m all:

And then he leaves so I’m like:

So then Im like legit working out like beast mode time like:

And I go to the ellpitical machine and start running. I look up and what do I see?

ANOTHER CUTE GUY! So I look at Courtney like:

Then I was like,”This could be us!”

Then I realized that I might be going over board but you know what?

I’M ALREADY NAMING OUR KIDS.

It motivated me to run until I almost died. It was totally worth it.